m BREAKING: HAHAHA! Jimmy Kimmel absolutely DESTROYS “Vice-President Maybelline” JD Vance in mega-viral response to Vance saying that his ratings aren’t good!
SHOCKING! Jimmy Kimmel “DESTROYS” “Maybelline Vice President” J.D. Vance In A Social Media Stormy Response!
Brooklyn, New York — Fresh from his spectacular return to ABC and riding the wave of sky-high ratings, Jimmy Kimmel continues to stir up public opinion by moving his studio to Brooklyn. Still “hot-blooded” by the Trump administration’s “shameless and undemocratic” plots to kick him off the air, Kimmel has launched a THUNDERING response to J.D. Vance’s recent comments about “Kimmelgate” and especially his statement that “his ratings are not good.”
In an interview, Vance teased: “First of all, I want them to tell me exactly what Brendan Carr did to get Jimmy Kimmel taken off the air, because first, he’s on the air and second, if he’s not on some stations, it’s because he’s not funny, because his ratings aren’t that good.”
Kimmel “MORTALLY UNLIKELY” On Vance: “Vice President Maybelline”!
Not letting his opponent wait long, Kimmel EXPOSED and “SHOT DOWN” Vance with both barrels!
“Vice President Maybelline is going around trying to defend his boss and the FCC chairman with a new fairy tale that even a five-year-old wouldn’t believe… I have good news for you, J-Dog! We’re back on ALL the stations,” Kimmel sarcastically said.
But the real knockout was the ratings:
“My ratings aren’t that great? Last time I checked, your ratings are somewhere between a hair in your salad and Chlamydia,” Kimmel said, drawing a BIG LAUGH. “In three and a half years, I’m not the one who’s going to be doing mascara tutorials on YouTube.”
Kimmel ended with a very cryptic and extremely controversial question: “How did we end up with a president and vice president who used more makeup than Kylie Jenner and Lady Gaga combined?”
The Big Question: Obsessing Over “Gender-Affirming Care” But Wearing Heavy Makeup?
What a GREAT question, Jimmy!
While J.D. Vance and his boss are constantly complaining and attacking about ‘gender-affirming care’, both J.D. Vance and his boss are actively “putting” on makeup to… feel a little more manly about themselves, right? This contradiction really makes people question the image they are trying to build.
This HISTORIC response from Kimmel will definitely be the hottest topic of discussion on social media for days to come. What do you think of Kimmel’s “Vice-President Maybelline” nickname for J.D. Vance? Leave a comment below!